I can lead a nation with a microphone

10 Ways to Kill Your Opening Act

10. Axe
9. Lure them into your house with a fake contest.
8. Poisoned case of beer.
7. Stage diving incident.
6. Electrocuted stage props.
5. Sic rabid fans on them.

I'm only at 5 and I hate these fuckers on our next tour too much to think of more. Someone else fill out the rest. I'm gonna fucking kill them right shitting now. James, fix it or I'm killing them.

I'm winning this fight against myself. I don't know what that means, if I'm getting better or worse, if your idea of better and my idea are totally fucking opposites, and if i am getting better if you guys think I'm fucked or I have a shot at getting better.

People already think I'll die young. Before 30. I've still got time. Maybe I will. Maybe I've fucked myself up too much to ever get better and I'll die young at the peak of my stardom and not as a faded piece of shit. I don't care.

I'm still winning this fight against myself.

QUIDDITCH
SUCKS

A GAME SHOULD NOT LAST THREE FUCKING DAYS. Someone tell my mum I fucked off and I don't care if they win.

Oi Megs, Mum says you missed practice the other night.